What if Harry and Draco were girls…
…for example, Harriet and Draquesha
… is Draquesha from the ghetto??
GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA
WHO SHE THINK SHE IS
JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME
FUCK THIS HO
reblogging because DRAQEUSHA OH MY GOD
BEST HARRY POTTER GENDERBENT EVER
Omg. IT’S BACK!
This gif can work for pretty much everything.
Phone died: this gif.
Failed a test: this gif.
Period: this gif.
Lots of homework: this gif.
I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.
My life: this gif.Reblog limit reached: this gif.
I just want an episode of Doctor Who where the TARDIS translator thing stops working. So when the Doctor goes to speak to his companion he automatically talks in gallifreyan. So he then has to consciously change to English.
And for the whole episode he just speaks with a stupid accent.
I WANT THIS SO MUCH
Christ almighty, people are still reblogging this?
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AND NOW I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 15 MINUTES
I AM LEGIT CRYING!!!
I was rewatching this movie the other day and got up to the point where she and Miss Honey meet for the first time in the classroom, and she mentions that her favorite author is Charles Dickens.
And, like, I always thought they namedropped him in order to make her sound intellectual, but it occurred to me really suddenly and violently that the reason she loves Dickens is because he writes about children who live in abusive systems and who’ve been orphaned or abandoned and she finds comfort and solidarity in it. Miss Honey’s reacts the way she does because Dickens is special to her, likely for the same exact reason. WOW DUH.
ONLY GETTING THIS LIKE 15 YEARS LATER. ALL ABOARD THE SLOW MOBILE.
If it’s any consolation, I’m pretty sure 70% of the people reblogging this also didn’t realise this until you said it. Myself included.
I wish it was this easy
THE HIPSTERS HAVE THE FORGET BUTTON!
I shouldn’t have laughed so hard.
How does this keep happening
Doctor Who is like a hipster magnet.
#My Matt Smith brings all the hipsters to the fandom #And they’re like #This gif is so deep #Damn right this gif is so deep #I could teach you #But I won’t
sOME GUY SOMEWHERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST SCREAMED “THE END IS NYE. BILL NYE. THE SCIENCE GUY”
AND I WAS LIKE OMFG SO I YELLED BACK “I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES” AND HE YELLED “THANKS I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT”
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW SHOULD I GO FIND HIM OHMYGOD
I FOUND HIM HE’S REALLY NICE
GUYS I MADE A FRIEND
I have one thing to say
Loki you little shit.
Made a wrong turn Once or twice Dug my way out Blood and fire Bad decisions That’s alright Welcome to my silly life Mistreated Misplaced Misunderstood Miss no way it’s all good It didn’t slow me down Mistaken Always second guessing Underestimated Look I’m still around Pretty, pretty please Don’t you ever, ever feel Like you’re less than Fucking perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel like you’re nothing You’re fucking perfect
Never forget that <3
Never let anyone make you feel less than perfect.
oh my god i thought this was gonna be one of those sad fandom posts but it was so much better
Im so emotional right now and this is not helping i am sobbing and i dont know why
this is what i needed right now
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
In another life I want a dad like these.
The immediate reaction of German POWs upon being forced by the US Army to watch to the uncensored footage of the concentration camps shot by the US Signal Corps.
People often forget that most of the German troops had no idea about what was going on, they weren’t all fanatic Nazis bent on genocide, they were just regular soldiers who answered the call when their country went to war.
The Nazi propaganda also featured footage of concentration camps with Jews looking happy, playing games and all that, when in reality they were being slaughtered. Normal, working-class Germans had no idea what was going in on the concentration camps. Also bearing in mind that there were severe penalties for not being a member of the Nazi party.
I like to think that this is when Ron decided not to ever worry about exams again.